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After flying on your friendly air carrier, you sometimes have to wonder what the un-friendly ones must be like. “I used to think that if we brought sex completely into the open, people would switch their minds over to something…

Last week, The Page told you about the South Peace News office cats and how they claim to be working cats.The Page knows Slink Panther, Link Panther and Kitty are avid South Peace News readers. Well, the nights of Sept.…

Don’t you just love going outside on a cool, crisp fall morning and hearing the sound of Canada Geese flying overhead?What is more Canadian than that?Farmers might not like it if those same geese have fattened up for the flight…

After reading this week’s editorial, do you want to know more about self-driving cars?They are already on the road of course, with products from Tesla and General Motors. Of course, Tesla is all-electric. And the company doesn’t have a pick-up.…

Yes, it’s the most wonderful time of the year!School has started!Sorry, kids! The calendar has turned to fall and harvest season! Combines have been spotted in some fields as the harvest season begins.May farmers be blessed with many warm days…

Let the banners fly and the bells ring! Plan the parade route! Bake a cake and bring out the beer!“The Streak” is over!The Edmonton Elks finally won a home game after 1,415 days! They defeated the Ottawa Redblacks 30-20 Aug.…

What! Say it isn’t so! What a world we live in!Town of High Prairie Mayor Brian Panasiuk reported at council’s meeting Aug. 8 that a doctor left High Prairie for the weekend and “never came back”.“I don’t know if it’s…

Well, the High Prairie Elks Pro Rodeo is over for another year. Well done, Elks!The Page heard many positive comments about the parade. It had to be one of the longest ever! Thanks to everyone who entered. Take a bow!All…

Further to this week’s editorial on Warren Buffet and investing in oil: America is now the world’s largest oil producer, mostly because of shale oil production. Shale wells can be brought on quickly. The downside is a well has a…
The Page – July 26, 2023

The Page received an email the other day warning him of the early signs of dementia.Stupid email! Can’t find the darn thing! It is rodeo time in High Prairie Aug. 1-2! Yee haw!Now retired pony chariot racer Rod Berg, of…

The Page was at one of the local stores the other day and was told he was going to be charged 35 cents for a plastic bag.Anyone who sees The Page when he shops at local stores knows it is…

“Women like a man who says very little. They think he is listening.”“‘It’s Friday, thank God’ – people who say this will end up saying, ‘It’s death, thank God.’ If working and learning are things you simply want to get…

The Page admits he might have to watch a bit more national news.Last week, The Page learned that Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has renamed Canada Day to Canada Together.Oh, brother! Really! When will this insanity stop?Canada is our country. July…

Happy Canada Day this weekend, everyone!The big day falls on a Saturday this year, perfect for party plans.The Page knows Canada is the best country in the world. And just how great is Canada?“Even Prime Minister Justin Trudeau can’t screw…